List of rules for mobile phone users

-You shouldn't take calls when crossing the street.
-You mustn't use your mobile phone when driving.
-You must turn off your mobile phones on aeroplanes.
-You have to use your mobile phone when there is an emergency.
-You shouldn't repeat things loudly on a train or a bus.
-You mustn't use your phones in hospitals.
-You mustn't keep your phone during family dinners.
-You must turn off your mobile phone in the cinema or theatre.

Advantages and disadvantages of mobile, the Internet and social networks

 Mobiles, the Internet and social networks have advantages and disadvantages.
 Mobile phones have advantages like calling everyone if you have a problem, an accident, etc. or to use the alarm clock, for example. Mobile phones have disadvantages too, you can lose a lot of money sending messages and calling everyone and you lose a lot of time if you don't organised yourself.
 The Internet has a lot of advantages like searching information for doing the homework or for curiosity. But it has a lot of disadvantages too, people talk with friends in social network and if they are teenagers, they don't do their homework because they prefer to talk with friends.
 Mobile phones, the Internet and social networks can be very good, if we know how to use them.

Sleep personality

I sleep in fetal position. Fetal sleepers are:

-Tough on the outside.
-Sensitive at heart...shy.
-Quick to relax.

What are your sleep personality?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjU-S7Vk3_U

My partners' horoscope

Jesus's horoscope:

His best qualities: patient and friendly.
His worst qualities: nervous and unimaginative.
Best qualities in a partner: imaginative and careful.
Worst qualities in a partner: lazy and disorganised.
His appearance: medium height, pleasant face and kind eyes.

Gema's horoscope:

Her best qualities: warm and friendly.
Her worst qualities: lazy and disorganised.
Best qualities in a partner: optimistic and honest.
Worst qualities in a partner: nervous and unimaginative.
Her appearance: beautiful hair, long fingers and calm eyes. 

Instant messages

Some useful abbreviations for your instant messages and text messages:

2NITE-tonight                                                      ILLU- I love you

A/S/L age/sex/location?                                    IMO- in my opinion

B4-before                                                              POS-parent over shoulder

BBG-bye bye, be good                                      PLZ-please

BFN-bye for now                                                RU-are you there?

BCOZ-because                                                   STYS-speak to you soon

BS-big smile                                                        2MORO-tomorrow

CU-see you                                                          TNX-thanks

F2F-face-to-face(meet)                                      YT-are you there?

HAGD-have a great day                                    ZZZ-I´m bored , I´m tired

LOL-laugh out loud                                            LMAO-laughing my ass off

PMSL-pissing myself laughing                       ROFL-rolling on the floor laughing

TFGI- just fucking google it                             STFU-shut the fuck up

BTW-by the way                                                 TBH-to be honest

IMO-in my opinion                                              G2G-got to go

BRB-be right back                                             TBF-to be fair

YOLO-you only live once                                 TTYL-talk to you later

ASAP-as soon as possible                              DIY-do it yourself

FAQ-frequently asked questions                   BFF-best friends for ever

FYI-for your information                                   GF/BF-girldfriend/boyfriend

JK-just kidding                                                   TY-thank you

WTF-what the fuck                                           OMD-oh my god!

Quand j'étais petite...

 Quand j'étais petite je jouais à la marelle, au cache-cache, à la corde et à l'élastique avec mes copines, Gema, Alicia et Celia.
 Tous les étés j'allais avec mes parents en vacances. Nous allions quatre fois à Almuñecar. C'était super.
 Quand j'étais petite je dormais beaucoup après le dejeuner, parce que je n'avais pas d'exercices.
 J'avais un oiseau très beau. Il était jeune et grand. Elle chantait beaucoup.
 Tous les weekends j'allais au Parque del Oeste pour voir mon cousin faire du sport, avec mes parents, mes oncles et ma grand-mère.

The lovers of Adelita

Jesús: Adolfito
Gema: Adelita
Silvia: Narrator

Narrator: Adolfito was walking in the street when he saw Adelita. He said:

Adolfito: Good morning Adelita, how are you?

Adelita: Hi Adolfito, I'm well and you?

Adolfito: I'm well Adelita. I know that the last night there wasn't a chance.

Adelita: Oh Adolfito, I know but...

Adolfito: But, what?

Adelita: I'm love with Luis Roberto.

Adolfito: O.M.G! It's impossble!

Narrator: Adelita started to cry. 

Narrator: Nine months later, Adelita had a baby with Adolfito. Luis Roberto, with a lot of envy, killed Adolfito and Adelita killed Luis Roberto; she never felt in love again. In his memory, her baby's name was Adolfito.